An update on the screwdriver story:
We received it yesterday by FedEx, and it allowed us to open a memory card and ‘damage’ it as per instructions. That screwdriver saved us many headaches.
As a result, it’s now known as the GO! GO! SCREWDRIVER OF AWEAOME MYSTERY~!* I’m thinking of mounting it in a glass case, behind my desk, with a sign that reads, Break in case of emergency.
That or mount it on a small katana display stand.
*: Yes, that typo is intentional.